I am bombarded daily by surprising funny and probably somewhat embarrassing (if their parents knew) things every day by my daycare kids. Their ages range from 6 months to 7 years old. It keeps me laughing and it so much fun. I thought I should start documenting some of it so I don't forget. I am sure all of you will enjoy it also! :)
2 year old girl says: "Knock Knock".. Who's there.. Banana..Banana who?...Banana in a jar! She falls on the ground laughing and continues telling the joke over and over. I have made tally marks and we are at 23 times just today!
3 year old boy says: (when Brandon walks in the door) "Hey Miss Whitty your son is home!" I immediately made an appointment with the Botox doctor! :)
7 year old boy says: ( while in car, going over a bump..All the kids laugh and say that made their tummies have butterflies) " That made the thing below my tummy tickle .. If ya know what I mean"
2 year old girl : (my hair was curly) Your hair looks like worms .. I guess there is a reason I wasn't born in the 80's
5 year old girl : "Miss Whitney why don't you have any kids?" Me: I don't know..just haven't had one yet.. 5yr: Well it looks like your baby is almost ready (as she rubs my tummy) Me: Crying.. LOL
2 year old girl : " I love daddy" Me: I bet you do.. Daddy's are so nice.. 2yr: "Yeah Mommy always picker on him!!!" (while she shakes her finger)
5 year old girl to 7 year old boy: (boy in bathroom with door closed) Girl: "hello! whats taking so long?" Boy: "I'm trying to go to the bathroom!" (she waits..He comes out) Girl: FINALLY! Boy: Geez it felt like that thing took an hour to come out!"
7 year old boy: "I'm really lucky Miss Whitney ya know why?" Me: Why? "Cause my mom has taken me to eat at Mcdonalds for 5 days in a row!" (right in front of his mom.. She blushes:)
Couldn't imagine my life without you.. You are my best friend. You truly are my better half. Always level headed and able to think things through which i'm not so good at sometimes. You are SOOOOOO handsome. You take pride in your personal appearance and your overall health. You are such a hard worker both in your job and at school. You never ever hang up the phone with out telling me that you love me. You dream of someday being a dad. Which I have no doubt you will be an amazing one. You rarely ever complain. You help me around the house even though I know your just as tired as I am. You are more than I could have ever imagined. I can't believe how lucky I am every day. You are amazing. I am truly blessed to have you as my husband! 